The Micromaggot Saves Time and Space — The Micromaggot Corporation

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As we all know, the traditional maggot is a 1st class decomposition unit. If it’s organic material, the traditional maggot will take it down … but only over many months. And that’s the rub. Traditional maggots take a very long time to decompose any substantial organic body, and this requires time and space. And who has the time and space for a wholesale traditional maggot decomp? Time and space is at a premium. That’s where the Micromaggot comes in. How long does it take one single Micromaggot to decomp a large deposit of organic material? No time at all! And when we save time, we save space. Space is constantly contracting. When space contracts, we lose time. If you invert the formula, you’ll see that saving time will also save you space! When you save space, you allow yourself the room you need for precious leisure activity. So buy a Micromaggot today and play croquet!