Il Buono, Il Brutto, Il Cattivo
Gold? No. But, fortune, certainly. Why, you may lie awake on Wednesday evenings strategically planning your windfall of internet millions and therefore appear drowsy and discontent to your customers in the lunch rush line at the Long John Silver’s. But, we here at The Micromaggot Corporation recognize the underground man or woman when we see him or her. Your malfeasant negligence in the face of daily responsibility is rooted in the eons of battles between nature and nurture fought by your ancestors and which continue to this very day in the battlefield of your developing mind.
Toil away in a new occupation, my lost child.
BECOME A MICROMAGGOT RANGER.
No doubt you are familiar with the ancient art of Rangering. For decades Rangers have patrolled the ecotone of our civilizations; that grey area between cultivated members of society dutifully contributing to the GDP, and wild, sinfully savage beasts and Suburu owners. Picture yourself driving through pines, rescuing lost wanderers, and verifying campsite registration. Lose yourself in the fit of those nylon khakis and hear the tassels on that ranger hat rustle in the sea and/or mountain breeze. You know what lies beyond the ecotone: an experiment in natural selection already in progress which no panda-loving Kansas school book has yet to suppress. We’re talking about about the big D … DarwinMags! Do you know how to recover an ecosystem out of balance? Do you know how to advance the adaptation of a species towards ingestion of petrochemical containers? This changing world needs changing bottom dwellers, and our Micromaggots know how to get things done! Join us in maintaining the pristine natural preservation which may or may not surround the virtually infinite acerage of The Micromaggot Corporation headquarters. You’ll be the first to see technology make nature better and watch as nature finally makes technology obsolete. We’re drawing a line in the sand with our DarwinMags, but we need Rangers to put their lives on that line.
Become a Micromaggot Ranger today!